Thursday, October 15, 2009

As a peace offering to cats everywhere, I dedicate dis post to Boomer

So some of you might have the impression that I don't like cats. Dis is not true! I LOVE cats and am always so happy to see them. I jump around and bark my happy greetings and stick my butt in the air to try to get them to play wiff me. I don't understand why they don't like me???

So dis our cat Boomer, AKA The Queen of the Universe. Dis her normal look. She thinks she's better than everyone. The only time she is happy is when she kicks me off mom's lap. Otherwise, she is in a perpetual state of grouchiness. I don't know why mom puts up wiff her. Mom says that being 16 years old, she's earned the right to be as grouchy as she wants. Hmmm...she said that when she was 15, 14, 13, 12, 11....

Mom says she has cute feet. Dis is just more proof of moms weird thing for pets feet. I don't like her feet cuz sometimes she smacks me on the head wiff them fur no reason at all!

See dis grouchy face? Dis what I have to live wiff EVERY DAY! I know, right?

Hey wait, who's dat on the computer behind you Miss Boomer??? BOL! BOL! BOL!

Uh oh! She knows where I sleep...


Caroline said...

Yikes, talk about Groucho!! Thanks for showing us the beautifully disdainful Boomer, Cloud! You do indeed have a lot to put up with, but then as she seems to have that look off to perfection I'm guessing there must be a reason....? Now me, I don't have any dogs to deal with, so I just save these looks for my Mum, oh, and stupid birds that dive bomb me and squirrels that get away and ..well, lots of things - I'm a grumpy ol cat too! Swipes and hisses, 0x0 Tia Cat, Malaysia

JacksDad said...

I do love that picture of you on your mom's computer! I don't think that cats can use the computer, so she probably hasn't noticed that it's your picture!

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

I'm glad to see I'm not the only one 'misunderstood' by those khritters!

I mean, woo've seen how I wag my tail at them -

That is nothing but good!


♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Man, she sure does have a grouchy-looking face. But with 16 years under her belt, maybe you better cut her some slack. Wonder what Ali Z. will have to say about this.

Woos, the OP Pack

Stella said...

Wait a minute, here! Just one minute please, Cloud!

It is my understanding that you humped Boomer one day for no reason at all than to irritate her.
Now to me that has earned Boomer the right to give you dirty looks for all the rest of the time she lives on this earth. What kind of dog does that to an old cat??? Pitiful is what it is.

Meow, snarl,

Ali Zophia

Cloud the Wonder Dog said...

Well now Miss Ali, it wasn't fur no reason... she kicked me off mom's lap like usual and I just wasn't in the mood fur it that day! So I very gently tried to hump her, because dat's what dogs do when we try to show another dog we're the boss of them. So I wanted to see if it would work, and as you can guess, it didn't. I was only trying to stand up fur myself..! *sigh*


Scout and Freyja said...

It is excellent to keep peace wif da cats cuz they can really get testy if you is always pickin' on dem. Just ask our cats - WOWZA!

Thor and Jack said...

You are not alone! I love cats too and i want to play with them, but they don´t like me =(


Maxmom said...

Hey Cloud
Listen mate...I have a bone to pick with you (hic!)

Well, You know I am KING-TOFFEE, DOG KING of Doggieland!...well if that Boomer kitty is QUEEN, then I have a big problem!!! I generally do the ruling around here, but it looks like BOOMER-QUEEN could give me a run for my money. Besides, I don't like cats at all!
Eish man, this is bad news!!! Couldn't you have posted something different? Besides, I have Mom at my shoulder saying,"Awwww, isn't that an amazing kitty!" Awww this, Awww that, this is too much for me!
Come now, change your post!!!

(I pushed Max off the computer, so now you can deal with me!)

My Mind's Eye said...

Hi Cloud Madi-cat here,
Cats rule, dogs drool!!!
Way to go Boomer!!
Madi and Mom (sorry Cloud Madi made me type this)

My Mind's Eye said...

Green Pumpkin update:
Hi Cloud nice to hear from you...and thanks for letting me know that I'm not the only kitty who gets held like a baby.....

Our green pumpkin is beginning to get some orange on it...we are now thinking that a green pumpkin was probably not ripe when we bought it but it certainly was pretty. We are city slickers so anyone who knows about produce will probably be lol. Madi and Mom

Doctor Dre said...

me knows exactly what you are saying. me pack leader cat choochoo is a psychotic bitch. sometimes she tries to kill mom by tripping her over on stairs. also she smack me face all the time.

later, D

Golden Daily Scoop said...

Hi Cloud, I love your blog!!! I love cats too, by best furiend is my sister cat, Belle. I love her, she just doesn't feel the same way, don't get it!!! Dog's rule and you know the rest!! BOL!!!

lotsa licks,

Cassie said...

Ohhhh have to be de mooooost pasient dawg in dis hole wide wurld......dat kittie wiff de meen fase cudn't wib wiff wud be mee or de kittie...and beeing the corn dawg prinsess dat I wud be wibbing heer and de kat wud hab to go.


Taffy said...

How on earth can your mom love those cat feet? Especially when they kick you in the head? (That had my mom LOL, don't ya know) I think your mom might actually be on the cat's side and not helping us dominate the world. You better check into that! And Pronto!