Thursday, October 1, 2009

In Which I Write a Poem About Squirrels...


squirrel, squirrel in a tree

squirrel, squirrel

why you torture me?


your evil ways

will not stand,

you will never

rule dis land!


at your antics

i will bark,

i will chase you

from dawn til dark.


and when the squirrels are in they’re place

never daring to show their face,

the world will cheer cuz it’s been saved

and i really look forward to my ticker-tape parade!


until that day comes at last,

i will run and chase so fast.

striking terror in your heart,

cuz my squirrel-fighting skills are state of the art.


by Cloud


18 comments:

gtyyup said...

Cloud the poet...very good!!! I read it to Cindy Sue and she's right there with ya!!

MAX said...

"Oh Squirrel-chaser;
Our E-R-A-D-I-C-A-T-O-R!
You are our Hero!
Squirrels?..mmm...ZERO!"

Eish, you and I should get together, Cloudy-Bud! We would make mincemeat out of Wordsworth and them poets!

Happy squirrel hunting! We love ya lots!
MAXDOG IN SOUTH AFRICA

misskyliem said...

That's pawsome! Love it!

Licks,
Kylie

Brownie said...

Cloud, that is a PAWSOME poem!

The OP Pack said...

You are a wonderful poet, Cloud! And we bet you are an even better squirrel terminator.

woos, the OP Pack

Madi and Mom said...

Cloud,
You are quite the poet....but then when you have inspiration aka squirrels in your face it makes it writing about them easy they are evil. They come on my porch wagging their busy rodent tails to tease me.
Madi and Mom

Scout 'n Freyja said...

Cloud, we are all counting on you to keep those squirrels in line and up in the trees where they belong☺

Stella said...

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Cloud's poem is dumb
And he is too.

Hows that, Cloud, is that better? Feel better now?

Ali Zophia

Thor said...

You are a great poet, Cloud! That poem is pawsome!

xoxo
Thor

Cloud the Wonder Dog said...

Thanks guys! :-)

Hey Max, we would be a force to be reckoned wiff in the poetry world for sure! BOL!

Ah, there's the Ali Z I know and love...! ;-)

Luv,
Cloud

Dory and the Mama said...

Ummmmm...Cloud, what did you do to make Ali Z so mad...she is very scary when she is mad...

As for your poem, it is now my Mission Statement! Very Pawesome!!!!!

Smileys!
Dory

Cassie said...

Cloud, you're quite the poet...and even better, you're our hero because you're gonna eradicate the squirrel population....after that, how about coming and helping us rid the world of the rascally rabbits that torture Hunter and me?

Luv,
Cassie-roll

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Our own Khanine Poet Laureate!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Bijou said...

Hi Cloud,

Pawtastic poem! Those tree rats are really busy this time of year so you have lots hard of work ahead. Me and Banjo chased one out of the backyard just the other day. He was burying a nut in one of mom's flower barrels!

Wags & wiggles,
Bijou

JackDaddy said...

What a great poem! Sorry I couldn't send a comment yesterday - I was out of town looking at a dam! :)

Martine said...

Such poetic talent you have Cloud!

Bravo!!

xo martine

Dip-Dip and The Bridge said...

Just discovered your blog from Dr Dre's blog (if that even makes sense.) You are so funny Cloud, love your expressions. Our mother is insanely jealous of your mums painting talent, those pictures are beautiful.
Wags and kisses, Dinah and Bridget xx

Elizabeth said...

HAHA!! I love that,Cloud! I think my dog, Jack would agree!
-Elizabeth