Friday, September 25, 2009

Squirrels are evil and I HAVE PROOF!!!

Dis my mom's truck. Look closely and you will see a SQUIRREL on the rear tire! It's bad enough that the little jerk either can't see the irony, or is making a mockery of all the squashed squirrels* on the road, but he's also clearly up to no good. Why else would a squirrel sit on a tire???


OMD, I was right! He's clearly TAMPERING WIFF MY MOM'S TRUCK!!!


What's he doing??? Sabotaging the brake lines? Trying to keep tabs on our whereabouts wiff an electronic transmitter thingy like in the movies? What???


BUSTED, you little twerp!!! Yeah that's right, I see you!

I swear he did an evil laugh as he jumped down and ran away!

Dis is serious! Dis clearly is squirrel terrorism. Has the War Against Squirrels come down to guerilla tactics? Be careful furiends, the squirrels are everywhere and we must be ever vigilant to protect our homes and families. You know our moms and dads don't take dis threat seriously, so it's up to us dawgs to protect them!!!

*Disclaimer - mom says she has never run over a squirrel and would feel bad if she did.

FEEL BAD??? Oh, COME ON mom! The proof of their evil ways is right here in front of you!!! *sigh*

14 comments:

Tank said...

Cloud - you've got a serious problem there. I wouldn't let anybody drive that truck until it's been thoroughly checked out by a mechanic. Terrorist squirrels... what's the world coming to?!

JackDaddy said...
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JackDaddy said...

Maybe your mom ran over him and he's come back as a
ZOMBIE SQUIRREL!

Stella said...

I made fun of you last week chasing squirrels but you have made me see this is a far more serious situation than I thought.
Squirrel terrorism, who would have ever thought of it? You gotta get this guy, Cloud, you just gotta get him!

With new respect,
Stella

The OP Pack said...

Yikes, at least it is only the tire area. Just be sure he doesn't decide to camp out in the motor. Our Dad once had mice made a mansion in his engine and oh the smell!!!!! They even ate away at most of the insulation under the hood. It was one huge mess.

We all need to get our troops together and wage war on those evil critters.

Woos, the OP Pack

Dory and the Mama said...

Now I am SCARED....Zombie squirrels, terrorist squirrels...I will definitely NOT let these squirrels in my backyard!!!

Smileys!
Dory

Hoover said...

Hey Cloud

I knew they were capable of such things but never had the proof until now! All the humans should be thanking us dogs for the tireless work we do keeping them safe from SQUIRRELS.

We need to get these pictures out to CNN!

Hoover BPD

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Good surveillance work Khloud!

I'm sure your mom appreciates your efFURts!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Bijou said...

Cloud,

That tree rat is probably hiding illegal contraband in your truck frame so you'll get pulled over by the cops and get arrested! You should go sniff out his stash ASAP. Don't let your mom out on the roads until you do!!

Bij

MAX said...

Hey Cloud!
Well spotted, my Man!!!
Do you need some help?
IM ON MY WAY!!!
MAXDOG IN SOUTH AFRICA!

Twix said...

Good job with the photos Cloud! Hopefully that was just one squirrel and not several of them working together. You might have to get Bijou and Banjo to come over and help you with a stake out so you can bring 'em down!
Snuggles,
Twix

Cassie said...

You busted that evil squirrel in action Cloud! He won't dare come back now....good boy!

Scout 'n Freyja said...

Devious is the middle name of eFURy squirrel we have eFUR set our eyes on! You can't trust 'em - not a one.

Domi, the therapy dog, has passed to the Bridge this weekend. Our blog contains her last letter to her friends. Please come to visit. It would mean so much to our momma and then go to Domi's blog to offer condolences. Momma is crying a lot today.

Brownie said...

Cloud, you're right! The evidence is right in front of us but the hoomans are in serious DENIAL! Harrumph. I'm going to go bark at one of those evil midgets now...