Dis my mom's truck. Look closely and you will see a SQUIRREL on the rear tire! It's bad enough that the little jerk either can't see the irony, or is making a mockery of all the squashed squirrels* on the road, but he's also clearly up to no good. Why else would a squirrel sit on a tire???
OMD, I was right! He's clearly TAMPERING WIFF MY MOM'S TRUCK!!!
What's he doing??? Sabotaging the brake lines? Trying to keep tabs on our whereabouts wiff an electronic transmitter thingy like in the movies? What???
BUSTED, you little twerp!!! Yeah that's right, I see you!
Dis is serious! Dis clearly is squirrel terrorism. Has the War Against Squirrels come down to guerilla tactics? Be careful furiends, the squirrels are everywhere and we must be ever vigilant to protect our homes and families. You know our moms and dads don't take dis threat seriously, so it's up to us dawgs to protect them!!!
*Disclaimer - mom says she has never run over a squirrel and would feel bad if she did.
FEEL BAD??? Oh, COME ON mom! The proof of their evil ways is right here in front of you!!! *sigh*