Friday, December 18, 2009

Gigantor the Squirrel!!!


Furiends, I gotta serious problem over here. Some of you may have seen me mention gigantic squirrels invading my backyard lately. Well here are pictures of the King of Large Squirrels. His name is Gigantor, and mom thinks he is almost as big as me!


The evil!


Look at this massive creature! When he runs across our roof it sounds like a bowling ball!


Dis is the tree you've seen me stand next to many times. He's enormous!


He even tries to eat the birds suet!!!
BOL, he's all rolly-poly!

Every day dis mammoth creature tries to get into the bird feeder, and every day he fails. He's either not too bright, or he's testing it systematically for weaknesses. BOL!

As you can see, dis is squirrel proof - his weight closes the gate and he gets nothin'!
NOTHIN'! Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!


Soon the behemoth realizes he is foiled...
(the feeder is about 20 inches tall. So it looks like he is about 16 inches long NOT including his tail. OMD!!!)

and proceeds to lumber his bulky self up the feeder...


Supersize!


Almost there...


and up he goes...

Like I said, dis is a fairly big feeder. For a size comparison, here is a Red Bellied Woodpecker on it. Red Bellied Woodpeckers are no slouch of the bird world, I tell 'ya. If you've ever seen one, you know they are pretty big!!!


He haunts my dreams...


Luv,
Cloud

PS. As a side note, remember the painting of Nigel Buggers? You can now get prints of it and it help A Place to Bark dog rescue build their shelter!

19 comments:

Madi and Mom said...

Cloud that is one whooper squirrel...do you think it is pregnant? Oh I hope not that means lots more squirrels in your yard.
Holy Moly I believe it is nearly as big as Madi. HA
Madi and Mom

Martine said...

That Gigantor is SCARY! Maybe he is related to some of the squirrels that now live by us... when we moved we never realized we were moving into squirrel territory!

Good luck staying away from that big and nasty fellow Cloud!

xo martine & the kiddlets

JackDaddy said...

Well something tells me that he is not going hungry for the winter!

Great picts. It's really hard to get good pictures of moving squirrels (and dogs!)

Samantha said...

OH MY!! That is one FAT squirel! Good news for you though, Cloud. I think being that fat lowers his life expectancy!!

He probably can't run as fast either. Maybe you can hire a longer legged friend to chase him down for you and you can eat him for dinner! LOL

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Are any of your neighbours missing a khat or two?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Stella said...

Here is the deal, Cloud, keep packing the suet feeder with fatties and Gigantor will keep eating it, so he will be so huge he won't be able to walk and he will probably have clogged arteries so bad his brain will give up totally to dementia. Thats it! Goodbye Gigantor!

Or maybe he will just get bigger, and bigger, and bigger! hahahahaha

Kisses,
Stella and Ali Z

The Thundering Herd said...

Exactly what is that squirrel eating. Oh my. it is like one of those cheesy horror movies.

Thor said...

Oh my! That´s one fat squirrel!
Great pictures!
xoxo
Thor

The OP Pack said...

Cloud, that is big fat boy - look at how wide his bottom is!!! We hope you get him one of these days and have one fine barbecue.

Woos, Phantom and Thunder

My Discworld said...

Oh my word. I've never before seen a squirrel with love handles. Thank you for sharing.

Dory and the Mama said...

Oh Cloud...that is the bissgest squirrel EVER!!!!!

Be very careful..he would give me nightmares too!!

Smileys!
Dory

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

That is one GINORMOUS squirrel! Sure hope he's not eating doggies to get so big!! You must do something about this monster!!

Woofs and Kisses!

Doctor Dre said...

clooooouuuuuuuuud!

Cllllllllllooooooooud!

you have found me twin brother gigantor. we separated at birth in hospital by mistake. he so big now.
he look just like me! also about same size. i bet.

by the way, your red & black track suit is cool. very new jersey mobster style. all you need is a gold chain.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

love from Dre

Thor said...

Hi Cloud!
Merry Christmas to you and your family!

xoxo
Thor

misskyliem said...

From my family to yours,
We wish you a Merry Christmas,
We wish you a Merry Christmas,
We WISH you a Merry CHRISTMAS,
and a HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

Licks,
Kylie
(And Mom & Dad)

A Palmer said...

Beautiful squirrel! He (she) looks like he's had plenty to eat this year! Good to know the anti-squirrel feeders really work - even for a smart squirrel like Gigantor! Beautiful art.

Byron said...

Wow, that's a big Squirrel!
Hi Cloud, heard about you from Stella and came to say hi.

Byron
P.S. Your Mom paints beautiful pictures of you!

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello cloud its dennis the vizsla dog hay wow that is wun seeryus skwirrel all rite!!! i hav to deel with ninja hedjhogs all the time but i hav never seen a sumo skwirrel before!!! ok bye

Twinkietinydog said...

I was going over your older posts and I couldn't resist this post. I LOVE squirrels. We run a squirrel rescue place out of our home. Beautiful photos!
Twink!