Friday, November 20, 2009

Lightbulb Head??? Seriously?


I have LOTS of nicknames. More then any dog should probably have. Mom and dad come up wiff new ones all the time. Luckily, I am smart enough to respond to all of them. Truly, I am a genius!

Here is a sampling:

Cloudy
Mr. Cloudypants
Big Guy
Biggity
Biggity Boo
Bud
Bud Baggins
Cloud Baggins
Sprout
Cloud Sprout
Cloudy McSprouty
Cloudius Sprouticas
Clod
Clod Sprod
Cloudo
Klause
Wiggle-Butt Baggins
Sweetness
Cuteness
Woo

Sometimes my nicknames are used for whatever I'm doing at the time:

Barker
Cloud Barker
Runner
Trotter
Jumper
Chaser
Sniffer
Roller
Snezzer (when I sneeze)
Snezzerchadnezzar (when I sneeze A LOT!)
Head-tilter
Stretcher
and Pillow Head, (fur when I sleep wiff my head on the pillow.)

Sometimes they are fur parts of my body:

Ears
Face
Little Face
Feet
Feety-Feet-Feet-Smelly
Long Nose

See what I mean? LOTS of nicknames!
And now, for the mother of all weird nicknames...

Lightbulb Head!!! Who comes up wiff stuff like this??? My mom, that's who! She has provided these visuals, but I just don't see the resemblance. **grumble, grumble**

Ok. So my head is shaped a little bit sorta like a lightbulb. But really mom, Lightbulb Head is just not dignified AT ALL! My only solace is that our cat Boomer (The Queen of the Universe) has a lot of nicknames too. (Like Big Bada Boom. BOL!!!)


11 comments:

Madi and Mom said...

Cloud LOL,
You are one smart pup to answer to all those names. Did light bulb head come just after you had a brilliant idea?
Wasn't that one orange picture of me!!
Question for ask Cloud:
Cloud you and mom are very artistic
can you tell my mom if you have a clue as to why that picture was orange? Thanks Cloud
Madi

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Now....

How about listing your MOM'S nikhknames!?!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Stella said...

I'd call you Squirrely Boy! lol

How is Boomer? Quit noshing those cobwebs, I hope!

Meow, meow

Ali Z

JackDaddy said...

I can't tell you Jack's nickname, but it relates to bodily (or is that puppily) functions! :)

Bijou said...

Hi Cloud,

Mom says you have a very nice shaped head and even if it does look sorta like a light bulb, well that's just fine with us.

Waggles,
Bijou

The OP Pack said...

We agree with Khyra, go ahead, list all your mom's nicknames:(

Yes, there is a resemblance between your head and a lightbulb, Cloud, but yours is much more handsome.

Woos and happy weekend, the OP Pack

My Discworld said...

Bahahahahaha! It really is!

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

Our Moms and Dad have LOTS of nicknames for us too! Just go with it!

Woofs and Kisses!

Julia Guthrie said...

Wot iz it wiv Mums & their stoopid nicknames?
I have sooo many aswell. I have stopped listening to wot she says now...if she looks like she's offering me somthing I just hold up my paw. If she looks like she might be cross I run for the hills...well, the beanbag anyway!

hehe...
*woofs & wags*
Luv Nimly xx

Twix said...

Thanks, Cloud! We needed that giggle today. Don't you worry one bit about what your Mom calls you...it is because she loves you. Personally, I would rather have a head that looks like a light bulb than a watermelon!
Snuggles,
Twix

Dory and the Mama said...

Has your Mama been drinking that red water that comes out of funny looking bottles Cloud?? That is when my Mama comes up with what SHE thinks are those cutesy fun nick names...

Smileys!
Dory