Sunday, August 16, 2009

Hilarious Google findings, and bonus LOL starring Bijou!

What up, furiends??? So, dis is too funny - my mom uses Google Analytics for to see how many visitors she has to her blog, how they got there (search terms and such) and also cuz it's fun to see what countries visit. So I asked if my blog could have it too. Well, the data is in and it's pretty darn funny - first off, I'm getting more hits than my moms blog right now (she says that's not funny, BOL!) but the REAL funny part is what people are searching for and how they end up here:

I got 5 visits from people searching for "Foot Fetish," BOL!

Other searches that brought folks to my blog include:

"my dog guts toys and turns them inside out"

"scared I might hurt you poems"

"heart break dog"

"cloud's mom"

"adventures of dog camera"

"cloud for a dog name"

And the best one of all.....

"I'm a rat I laughed at your mom's weird name" (two visits from this search, BOL!!!)

I am NOT making this stuff up, people. BOL, I love Google...!


JacksDad said...

I had

'Marilyn Milian and Hairy Legs'

for one of mine!

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Mom and I aren't sure we even want to know what our results would be!


Thor and Jack said...

May appear totally unexpected things and sometimes fun.
Have a great week, Cloud!

Stella said...

You and Mom are waaay ahead of me and my Mom because we don't know one thing about Google Abletetics.
Further, I am not so sure we SHOULD know all of this information. What would we do with it, where would we keep it, who would we tell about it?

Ah, Cloud, things are just getting to be a little much aren't they?


Your pal Stella

Maxmom said...

Hey there, Cloud
BOL that is really funny. Must go and look at Google Analytics...sounds quite cool
Lots of licks

Julia Guthrie said...

*Gazes in open mouth wonder* I wonder if MY Mum could do that on MY Blog?
You Amerikan dogs are so clever....

Nimly xxxx

Martine said...

The real life cartoon and your google hits are hilarious!! Thanks for sharing.... but may be ask how you access google analytics?

xo martine

Bijou said...

BOL Cloud! I never dreamed I'd be giving blogging advice to other doggies! It is funny to see what brings people to your blog, though mom hasn't checked to see what my hits have been lately. She will have to do that right now!

Wags & wiggles,

bbes tribe said...

Never heard of Google Analytics before. We might need to check it out. Sounds pretty cool.
Ernie & Sasha

Astrid Keel said...

Oyi! I don't want to find out how people find my blog! Probably "farting monster"! BOL

Cloud the Wonder Dog said...

BOL, Jack and Brownie!

Martine, this is what mom did:


The Adventures of the LLB Gang said...

Hi Cloud!!

I can't wait to try it...My blog is also much more popular than my Mommy's...I mean DUH...dogs are just ever more interesting!!!